Bureau of Circumcision Statistics
A confidential, extremely official-looking survey of the most quietly debated decision in American parenting. Commissioned, in all honesty, by one man: Casey Batezel.
So, naturally, I'm running an informal survey before the big decisions start. This is me, Casey, genuinely curious what the people I trust have done and why. It is completely anonymous: no name, no email, no IP address, and despite the subject matter, no photographs. Just your answers. It takes about thirty seconds and is, by my estimate, considerably more fun than the regular census.
Not affiliated with any actual government, medical body, or deity. Your answers are anonymous and, frankly, none of our business, which is precisely why we're asking.