Bureau of Circumcision Statistics
A confidential, extremely official survey of the most quietly debated decision in American parenting. Roughly one question about you, a few about your offspring, zero about your name.
This survey is completely anonymous. We do not collect your name, your email, your IP address, or, despite the subject matter, any photographs. We collect exactly what you tell us and nothing else. It takes about thirty seconds and is, by federal estimate, 100% more fun than the regular census.
Not affiliated with any actual government, medical body, or deity. Your answers are anonymous and, frankly, none of our business, which is precisely why we're asking.